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My sisters and I will never grow up. We'll probably be wacking eachother with our canes and picnhing eachother's asses when we are 80. Below is a real covnersation that occured between me (25 in 2 weeks), and my sister who is 21. Please do not mistaken this conversation between one held between 2 five year olds.
Me: you smell
Heather: you smell more
Me: you smell most of all
Heather: you smell like the wicked witch from Snow White
Me; you ARE the wicked witch from Snow White!!
Naturally grinned luck a damn retard after this small discussion (if you want to call it that). it helped me to realize that I still am an immature asshole, and i took small comfort in that. I'll be a quarter century old on the 22nd of this month, and I feel liek i have not accomplished much of anything. i live at home, i drive the red baron, whose windows do not even work half the time because the motor is dying on me, I have no money, no job, and no ring on my finger (which i do NOT want, by the way, nor do i want it any time soon). So knowing that I still act like a 2 year old made me feel better about the fact that i probably have as much money as a 2 year old has after searching the couch cushions for left over raisins and instead pulling out a shiny quarter. I have lots more going on in m ylife than a 2 yr old, at least. Lots of possible positive future life developments. Sadly, I'm perfectly content with my life and where it is right now if it werent for those people that want my money i.e. bill collectors. Those vulchers won't leave me alone. They pick me dry ever month, right down to my financial bones; then afterwards, they shit on me. I'm hoping some of these things pan out for me; although I do not ever wantot work a fulltime job, i know I need to, and i may actually be headed i the proper direction to finally make it happen.
I've been helping Bryan with video sorta. Apparently I'm not half bad at it, and he'd liek to use me more than he does (wait that came out wrong. I meant use me more for video than eh already does. Shut up you guys.....). I'd much rather do that - it's fun. I get to video rock shows, and promote things at bars - it's a blast. Much betetr than working a real job. Oh god I sound like him... *sigh*. Anyway, lots of itneresting things transpiring. naturally i refuse to get excited over any of them until they happen because as you all know, things have a tendnacy to bite me in the ass. I'll keep you all posted though.
Also, Joe wears women's underwear.
Me: you smell
Heather: you smell more
Me: you smell most of all
Heather: you smell like the wicked witch from Snow White
Me; you ARE the wicked witch from Snow White!!
Naturally grinned luck a damn retard after this small discussion (if you want to call it that). it helped me to realize that I still am an immature asshole, and i took small comfort in that. I'll be a quarter century old on the 22nd of this month, and I feel liek i have not accomplished much of anything. i live at home, i drive the red baron, whose windows do not even work half the time because the motor is dying on me, I have no money, no job, and no ring on my finger (which i do NOT want, by the way, nor do i want it any time soon). So knowing that I still act like a 2 year old made me feel better about the fact that i probably have as much money as a 2 year old has after searching the couch cushions for left over raisins and instead pulling out a shiny quarter. I have lots more going on in m ylife than a 2 yr old, at least. Lots of possible positive future life developments. Sadly, I'm perfectly content with my life and where it is right now if it werent for those people that want my money i.e. bill collectors. Those vulchers won't leave me alone. They pick me dry ever month, right down to my financial bones; then afterwards, they shit on me. I'm hoping some of these things pan out for me; although I do not ever wantot work a fulltime job, i know I need to, and i may actually be headed i the proper direction to finally make it happen.
I've been helping Bryan with video sorta. Apparently I'm not half bad at it, and he'd liek to use me more than he does (wait that came out wrong. I meant use me more for video than eh already does. Shut up you guys.....). I'd much rather do that - it's fun. I get to video rock shows, and promote things at bars - it's a blast. Much betetr than working a real job. Oh god I sound like him... *sigh*. Anyway, lots of itneresting things transpiring. naturally i refuse to get excited over any of them until they happen because as you all know, things have a tendnacy to bite me in the ass. I'll keep you all posted though.
Also, Joe wears women's underwear.
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bkro9 on
My brother Nick and I give each other the finger each time we see each other after a long absence. It's a competition, and it's definitely immature as hell. But it will continue on.
meg523 on
As it should! i flipped both of my sisters off countless times yesterday, elbowed them, pinched them, and my littlest sister even put a grape down my other sister's ass crack. These are the important things in life...
meg523 on
I dunno. I really like it. I'm shooting 2 more gigs for him, one on my birthday and one at teh Red Door...he says I'm pretty darn good. It's a lot of fun...only time will tell..
phoenix on
Nice to hear from ya, Meg! I like your description of you & your sisters. I've never had sisters, so hearing about it is fun.
