Underwear Gnomes and the red barren
I am starting to think "the red barren" is a myth my parents keep telling me so I don't get depressed and cry. This car has been "almost ready" for like 4 days. Apparently a lot of things were done to it..and then it has to go through inspections, and emissions, and then they have to go to Motor Vehicales...etc..etc..*snore*snore* me my car you dirty little panty elves. It's not a nice car. I just want it for the principle of it. To have a car. Finally. b
I am trying t owake up. Ya know what would help? A cup of coffee. Ooohh wait. Nevermind.
Bryan and I cleaned his office for 7 hours yesterday. It's really starting ot shape up and come together. I was proud of him - I don't know many guys who will clean for 7 hours straight without complaining. I was pretty shocked, I'm not gonna lie. But it looks great! It's really coming along....!! I think the margaritas we were p[oundign helped, but hey..whatever works.
Yep, its almost done Meg....
Pretty soon you'll be pimpin' around in this hot 'Ferrarri'. :)
Meg. I'm sorry I'm such an asshole...actually I'm not sorry
Barren means: Main Entry: 1bar·ren 
Pronunciation: 'bar-&n
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English bareine, from Old French baraine
1 : not reproducing: as a : incapable of producing offspring -- used especially of females or matings b : not yet or not recently pregnant c : habitually failing to fruit
2 : not productive: as a : producing little or no vegetation : DESOLATE <barren deserts> b : producing inferior crops <barren soil> c : unproductive of results or gain : FRUITLESS <a barren scheme>
3 : DEVOID, LACKING -- used with of <barren of excitement>
4 : lacking interest, information, or charm
5 : DULL, UNRESPONSIVE
Here is the Red Baron:
Aside from being a top notch fighter pilot in World War I, he also made a hell of a Chicago style pizza!
Red Barren: 
Unless you're being totally witty, and intentionally named it Red Barren knowing full well that barren, in certain instances means 'Devoid, and/or lacking'...In that case, kudos.
I too inquired on that, and she claims that her status on myspace is only to ward off creeps.
I think it's time Cavutto and I turned up the heat on B4M.
Hey Meg, how did your hair turn out, any better? Was she able to fix it?
Edit: Notice her Myspace picture is of her and Bryan!
I see how it is, Meg...you thought that by simply changing your status that it would deter my creepy advances. You are no match for me. I've been trained in several schools of sexual harassment and I have achieved shameless nirvana. Oh, it's on!
Oh wow - my blog blew up while i was outside tanning/. Funny. Let's see..where do I begin.
Natanis: she is fixing my hair tomorrow :( Til then i still look liek the ass-end of a dog.
Ryan, Natanis, KJoe, and Tim's sister...: I just noticed that discrpancy. TECHNICALLY this one is correct. Bryan and I are NOT dating. We are hanging out..seeing what happens...we both said it'd be dumb to get back togehter and do the same stupid shit all over again.
I dunno. I just dunno. AND MY FRIGGIN CAR IS STILL NOT READY
