Sex shows and polygamists

More about last night, and that guy. First of all - he is most definately trouble. Anybody who laughs at the same sick-humor parts of the Sopranos that I do, and who produly displays a cell phone video of his coworker getting down to that "what is love" song is most definately going to get me into al il trouble. Anyway, there was some show on one of the HBO's about orgasms. It showed middle aged people having sex. I have to say, it was sort of like a car crash. So horrible and yet you cant look away. What didn't help, however, was my neighbor Anthony. This woman is having an orgasm that made her sound like someone was performing surgery without anasthestia, and Anthony goes "what is that?" Larry replies "thats an orgasm Anthony". "Have you ever given a woman one of those, Larry?" ummm....rewind to the part where hes playing with this woman's horribly droppy breasts and nipples. "Do you do that Larry?" Oh good god. I didnt dare look at a soul in the room. I have Jed at my feet on the chair and Andy to my left. I kept drinking more water because I kept feelign a giggle in my throat.  It was horrid. My poor baby sister is stuck on the couch next to Anthony, and in between his saying "I hope they show more footage so I can get tips", he's saying "you ok Courtney? You uncomfrtabl? Are you ok?" Courtney would later say it wasnt even the video that was making her uncomfortable, but his side comments. Interesting night. This was after watching a show about a polygamist with 3 wives, on HBO. I dunno about those guys.
TheJoeD on
Dude, you like him. Don't even deny it.
meg523 on
well no shit Captain Obvious. Wait which oen are we talking about? My inexperiecned neighbor, my stoner neighbor, or the tooth kid?
TheJoeD on
That's MISTER Dick Tracy to you.
bkro9 on
Oh man it wasn't that masturbation special on HBO was it? After my husband and I saw this we were celebate for months. We vowed to never speak of it again.
meg523 on
It might have been! Was there a part where they named woman by the appearence of their vagina "buffalo woman" and men by their penises..and then showed some woman sittign in an electric penetration chair? Imagine that show + my neighbor's comments + sitting next to this really cute dude while this guy that has a thign for me is at my feet, al the while trying not to make eye contact with my sister across the room cuz then it would have been allll over.
Female - 26 years old
W HARTFORD, CT
United States
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