Oh come on!

So my neighbor vagina blocked me last night - the bastard! Went over what seems to be becoming a weekly event where I go over (this time with my sister), and a few of their friends come over, and we all eat sundaes and crap food and watch the Sopranos. Well, one of their friends is fairly decent looking. I'm not looking for a relationship or even al ay right now, just someone to flirt with and to distract me. Well this kid does a spectacular job of that, so that makes me happy (and so does his nice lil body). ANYWAY, i digress. Typically I sit on the couch and thi skid makes some smartass comment about whetehr I'll be sharing the couch today. Naturally I say yes. He sits down. Later, before the show starts, he gets up to play darts.. My frickin neighbor plops his ass on the other end of the couch, stretches out, and doesn't budge all the way thorugh the show. You fucker Later on I'm massaging one of my other neighbors (there are 3 of them there) and "the kid" asks if he's next. My sister starts giving him a mmassage and after my neighbor leaves, my sis sends "the kid" over my way. I'm giving him a rub down, he has his head on my chest and Im thinking "sweet, this is easily the most action I've seen in 3 weeks". Cockpblock boys kicks him out of my lap. Oh what the fuck. So "the kid" semi-ignores him....ock block boy "no seriously Andy, it's my turn, get up". WHAT THE FUCK JED?!? COCK BLOCK! COCK BLOCK ::points at cock block boy:: Not wantign to seem liek an asshole, Andy gets up, I say nothing, and proceed to rub Jed's shoulders that are NOT even tight. I will say that Andy tried the "this actually feel really good cuz I just lifted weights yesterday" line, which I chose not to even respond to. I don't go for that meathead shit. I don't think he was trying to be a meathead - I mean, judging by the size of his arms, anyone would know he works out, I think he was just trying ot justify why he was practically orgasming in my lap and falling asleep at the same time. Either way, I'm gonna kick Jed's ass.