R.I.P. P*nis Mobile.
Well - the car assesser guy just left. My car is officially totalled. The guy said "you won't even find a bumper for this car. If you're really set on keeping it you could always bolt a piece of wood to the bumper". What is this, the friggin hood?!?! Um..I'll pass on the usggestion. He's trying to claim my car would go for $50 dollars at an auction and isn't even worth $1000 book value. Harsh! (and not true, Kelly Blue Book says 1625). The guy said I should just settle with whatever they give me, all the way around - including medical. Fuck You. I'm sad. Everything is breaking/dying the past 2 weeks/. I think I'm going into hiding.
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Cavutto on
I wish I knew more about carpentry because I think that a wooden bumper would be awesome! Not some ghetto 2x4 either. Like a cherry or mahogany with super fancy beveled edges and some intricate pine inlays and stuff. Maybe some wood carving along the edges with beautifully sculpted penises or something.
TheJoeD on
Dont settle for less that $200 over book value. Those fucking insurance Nazis need to pay. And so does that dim-witted Indian that hit you. Scruffy looking nerf-herder.
Actually, if you do keep the car, I'll give you $50 for it. My dad and I have demolition derbies in his back yard, and we need fresh meat.
