Gee, I wish I went away to school...

I'm so sad I didn't go away to college. I mean..as a female, it sounds liek such fun. Read an article today about 3 fuck ups from UCONN. Apparently one of them was making out with this girl after they had been drinking, and she had the smarts to tell him she didn't want to anything. Since she had been drinking and it was late, she was again smart enough to stay at his dorm for the night because she didn't wanna walk back alone. On a campus with an extremely high rape rate, I say smart choice! Well...he fell asleep on his bed, she slept on the futon. His roomate comes back with a friend. They are hammered. He decides he wants the futon for he or his friend. They try to wake the girl with little success. SO what do they do? They sit on the computer and watch a few porns, then take turns jerking off and cumming all over the girls face. NICE! I love being a femle. There is so much respect for us as human beings and individuals. We decide not to fuck some random guy and have to worry baout getting jizzed on. Stellar. So naturally the guys made up a story and emailed it to eachother to try to get out of this whole thing. The girl woke up thinking she drooledo n herself - the guy later IMd her the next day to say it was semen. Not only that, but he emailed her the fake story hoping to convince her of waht really happened. Sweet. Needless to say, fucker A, B, and C are no longer students there (i hope you all work in gas stations for the rest of your life and McDonalds). Best part is one of the kid's dads is the head of college relations. Spoiled brats...