Dog Poop Procedure

Dog owners:

Have you ever watched your dog crap? No seriously. Have you ever watched the movement that goes into a dog's taking a crap? Have you noticed the swivel? Every dog I have watched does this.

They squat, squat squat, and just as the poop comes out they do this little shake-swivel thing of their butt to complete the passing of the poop.

It's not quite a swivel though. It's liek a quick little back and forth movement of the butt, but it has rhythem to it. Almost like a belly-dancer move or something. If it weren't part of the process of shitting, it might be kind of impressive. I find myself watching sometimes, not because I enjoy crap - sight/smell/anything else....but just to see the end movement. All dogs do it. It's liek some wweird inherant trait they learn at birth. I can just see mommy dogs across the world. "push push push, uh huh not SWIVEL to make it come off. Thhhheerre ya go! Good job Sparky!"

 

I'm just saying....has anybody noticed?

TheJoeD on

Slow day at the office?

All I know is my dog takes human-sized turds, and I'll eventually have to rake them up.

Lastexit29 on
lol. i dont want to notice that.  dont make me.
Cavutto on

Whenever I've studied Puppy's pooping procedure, I've never noticed the swivel maneuver.  I was impressed by her ability to actually convey the very human emotion of shame on occaision. 

On a completely unrelated note, can anyone tell me what this face/icon is?    

meg523 on
Hey now that's just mean. I have lots of hobbies. Photography....(not not as good as Ness or anything)....lots of stuff. SO THERE!
William on

ur a freak meg lol

 

meg523 on
Hey thanks!
phoenix on
LMAO @ this whole topic. Dude! The other night I was hanging out w/a friend watching a movie. We were eating chips, and my cat was sitting in between us on my bed. We had eaten almost all the chips, but there were some good ones down at the bottom, not just crumbs. Neko focused her laser gaze into the bag...her head was almost inside it...reached in with paw, and (I shit you not...lol) grabbed a potato chip by kind of spearing it with her kitty nails. Then she put it in her mouth and took off outta the room like she wanted to be alone with her delicious morsel. GAWD I wish I woulda had my camera.
Moonz on
why would you bump this thread for that it's over a year old
TheJoeD on
It's never too late or too early to bump a B4M oldie



Go eat some chips.
phoenix on
Yeah. What Joe said.

Some people have wayy too much time on their hands to notice & care about such minute details as how old a blog is.
Moonz on
funny you make an assumption like that...all good I absolutely don't have to much time on my hands, and if I notice something from last year it only took a couple seconds to read it...but I don't have to explain myself to anyone especially you for making a minor observation like the date
Lastexit29 on
lame...who cares what the date is...its not like anyone is writing any new blogs. phoenix, i enjoyed your story.
TheJoeD on
Moonz is right. Phoenix, check the expiration dates Time to clean out yer fridge.
phoenix on
Speaking of which, I think my time here just expired. Too bad, I was about to post a blog. I don't care for being insulted by someone I've never met and would never want to, or for that matter overly sarcastic humor.

Thanks Ness for being the sweet person you are. Take care all.
phoenix on
Speaking of which, I think my time here just expired. Too bad, I was about to post a blog. I don't care for being insulted by someone I've never met and would never want to, or for that matter overly sarcastic humor.

Thanks Ness for being the sweet person you are. Take care all.
TheJoeD on
Come on. I thought my expiration dates thing would lighten the mood. Sorry to see you go Phoenix, but I'll catch you on otherspace.


Moonz, go sit in time out.
Moonz on
sitting
meg523 on
Shut up everyone. Geez. I log on for the first time in like, a year, and see Moonz dicking up my blog. Knock it off people. Glad ya Posted Phoenix.
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