Ode to my IPOD shuffle.
You suck.
You have crapped out on me twice since I bought you. Thank God for warranties. Bastard.
You are made by apple. enough said.
You're stupid. I spent the first 4 minutes of my working untangling your stupid headse, it really through my groove off. crap-stick.
You refuse to accept my Def Leppard greatest hits cd that I illegally downloaded (and would really spice up my workout) because it's in MPEG form and not in MP3 or AVI. You picky piece of shit.You're ugly, and yet I refuse ot buy you a pretty case. I mean honestly..who does that?!?
"shuffle" my ass. I heard the same damn song 5 times yesterday. Thank god for the skip button. Lazy bastard.
and yet...sadly..I need you, and that's what makes you suck most of all. I hate you Ipod Shuffle. I friggin hate you.
It works on and off. It has a good solid few months where it's great, then it sucks.
*I would liek to note that it stopped working at the gym today. It just stopped. No matter what I did. I think it read my blog and that was it's way of saying "fuck you Meghan" *
Meg... the iPod shuffle is $99 for a reason. It's basic.
About randomness:
a) people devote their entire lives to the theory of random number generation
b) flip a coin 3 times and you might get "heads" twice
I have a first generation iPod. I saw it on display at the Museum of Modern Art. You know your electronics are a little outdated when you see them behind the glass in a museum.
On a side note, the iPod was on display directly next to my laptop. Completely identical on both accounts.
Everything is still working fine though.
